Freedom Fries

By now we've all read about how Congress has decided that we, as a nation, shall no longer call French Fries, French Fries, but they shall now be known as Freedom Fries. I'll give you a pause so you may stop laughing.

Is this not, the most moronic thing you've ever heard? It is even more moronic then Schumacher's take on Batman. In fact, someone should ring ol' Joel up and let him know that he is no longer the mastermind behind mankinds worst idea. No, now that title shall be passed to Congress.

I say, why stop with the French? Why not replace Germany and Russia with the same idea. We could be eating Freedom Chocolate Cake just before taking our Freedom Shepard out for a walk in the park. We will tempt fate playing Freedom Roulette with a Freedom-American named Rolph.

Sometimes I hate this country, sometimes I loathe it, and very rarely I love it. Currently I am beyond loathing and have attained a level of hatred so pure, only Lucifer himself could have more hatred toward his ruler.

Do not take this as un-patriotic of me, hell I think the war is a good idea.

Patriotism doesn't enter into it. It is simply a matter of intelligence. By this I mean that if you think changing French Fries to Freedom Fries is a good idea, you are a Goddamn, fucking, stupid ass, mother fucker who is responsible for bringing down the IQ of this decent country and should be quickly put out of your misery before you breed. If you already have spawned some creature from hell, then they need to be air-lifted to the nearest medical facility for prompt brainwashing.

I hate you so very very much.

To everyone else, who thinks this is indeed a bad idea, yet have aquaintances who believe it to be a good one. Please, alert your local branch of HATRID (Helping America To Remove Itself of Dumbasses)