Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum is the DevilI realize that you may find this as a very strong, possibly inflammatory statement, however to you I say "PAH!" for you did not experience that which I did. I shall now recount the story.
Please, proceed with caution for the following tale is one of great suffering and horror.
It was New Year's Eve, the wife had left to go to a party at my command for our baby sitter flaked and I really wanted her to enjoy herself. Perhaps I thought she would still decline, perhaps I thought it wouldn't bother me that she was gone and I would be fine. Regardless of my thought processes which are now mostly a blur I became depressed around 11:00 PM. Please keep in mind that a full bottle of rum plus depression is a poor combination.
I began drinking around 11:00PM and my memory stops around 12:30AM. I know this because I remember half of Sealab2021. What transpired after my brain quit working I can only recount using deductive reasoning based on my wife's descriptions and what I found when I regained conciousness.
Obviously I continued drinking, all I remember is a 1/2 a bottle left but when I came to there was none left, however I managed to put the bottle back in the cabinet in my drunken stupor. I also managed to do a full load of laundry, bring it down to the basement and hang it on the line to dry. On the trip back upstairs I stopped in the bathroom. I collapsed and broke both towel racks and then vomitted in the shower. I cleaned the shower apparently because my wife didn't and walked back upstairs and continued chatting on the computer although far more incoherently. I will include bits of these logs at the end of this story.
My wife came home at somepoint and yelled at me for being drunk. I yelled back all those things that you keep bottled up, vomitted and passed out. I was sick for a whole week afterwards. I can't even look at the damn stuff anymore without getting sick.
The moral of the story is simple... DON'T DRINK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF SPICED RUM EVER!
The Logs:
[00:45:08] <MrBeanTroll> wlakikying type
[00:45:12] <MrBeanTroll> waalking type
[00:45:16] <MrBeanTroll> tnypme
[00:45:18] <MrBeanTroll> tie
[00:45:21] <MrBeanTroll> time
[00:45:24] <MrBeanTroll> I can speelll
[00:45:29] <MrBeanTroll> egime me an award
[00:45:33] <MrBeanTroll> I iwn
[00:45:34] <MrBeanTroll> bitch
[00:45:37] <MrBeanTroll> hahahahhaaha
[00:45:44] <MrBeanTroll> I hae eee
[00:45:46] <MrBeanTroll> woa?
[00:45:51] <MrBeanTroll> I brush ettehth[00:20:26] <MrBeanTroll> hoaah spell right
[00:20:30] <MrBeanTroll> I sue you with moneys
[00:20:39] <MrBeanTroll> if had webscam setup
I just ooze class don't I.
