email: mrbeantroll@gmail.com
X-box Live Gamertag: MrBeanTroll
MSN Messenger: mrbntrl@pacbell.netWho or what is MrBeanTroll?
Some people say MrBeanTroll is a dish of sugar coated lima beans soaking in a bowl of risotto, these people are completely and totally wrong.
MrBeanTroll is, as far as anyone has determined this far, a human. He was born Matthew Wayne Bright to parents, Gary Wayne and Judy Charlene Bright, in a hospital in Kansas City, Missouri on January 12, 1980. He lived in Kansas City for 1 year and then the family moved to the rural area of Clay County which is near a suburb of Kansas City called Liberty. There he spent his days being utterly bored with nothing to do except play Nintendo and watch Nova.
He went to elementary school in the white trash, riverside town of Missouri City. This school went from Kindergarten to 8th grade and during that time only two years consisted of his class having another male student in it. One may think this would be great! One would be wrong. After bitching his way through school, MrBeanTroll moved on to 9th grade at Liberty Junior High School where he met his first love Karina Gabrielli, a woman whom he felt so much for it wouldn't be until he met his wife in 2000 that he'd feel that way again and he truly, never got over her. After sleeping through classes with a 3.9 GPA he moved on to Senior High School and did the same as his grades slowly dropped. After graduating with a 3.49 he moved on to Northwest Missouri State University in Maryville, MO. A suggestion... DON'T EVERY FUCKING GO THERE. MrBeanTroll dropped out after only a semester and moved in with his father.
He quickly found a job delivering Pizzas and just as quickly found another job at a Warehouse making enough bank to support his gaming habit and lifting enough to get him into great shape.
In February 2000, after several strange events which may be discussed elsewhere on the site, MrBeanTroll met his current wife, Jaime. He flew out to meet her a few times, proposed, moved out in May, married in July, and had a child named Nathan William in February.
MrBeanTroll currently resides in San Anselmo, CA near San Francisco and constantly complains about the hippies and yuppies. He works as a receptionist at Tamalpais Pet Hospital in Mill Valley while waiting to get his schooling done so he can be an accountant. He does not contain any risotto.
